IC Voicemail

[ischarming]

This is Jace. Leave a message and I'll put some thought into whether I call back or not.


[ooc: Please note if message is OOC or IC. Thanks!]

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[voice]

[forged_anew]

Know anyone named Hikaru?

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

[He's grinning now. He knows exactly what this is about and it's hilarious that Zuko is coming to HIM of all people.]

Is this about the Secret Santa thing?

[voice]

[forged_anew]

[...well he hasn't really got that many friends, okay? :| ]

Yeah. So do you?

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

[Note to self...don't laugh yet.]

No idea who that is. Nor can I establish a gender to aid you in this quest since "Hikaru" is a gender neutral name.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

Someone already told me that.

[SIGH]

This is ridiculous. What's the point in telling us to get gifts for people we don't even know? Everyone's going to end up with a bunch of things they probably don't want.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

No. Only the people who are signed up for the Secret Santa event. Everyone else can just point and laugh.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

...event?

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

A significant occurrence or happening.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

I know what it means.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

There were sign-ups for the Secret Santa event and you could go put your name up to be a part of it.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

But I didn't.

[Oh, hey... LIGHTBULB!]

So it's a mistake! I don't have to bother. Even better.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

Wrong. You have to.

This means someone signed you up.

[Like someone signed him up. And he has a good idea of who it is...the bastard.]

[voice]

[forged_anew]

You said you had to put your name down.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

Unless someone else does it for you. After all, Llama Claus isn't going to pay attention to how he gets the names.

Re: [voice]

[forged_anew]

What in the world is a llama claus, anyway?

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

You're in a dream world and you want to understand the logic of that?

[voice]

[forged_anew]

Oh, shut up.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

So, someone signed you up and now you have no choice but to get a gift for this random person you clearly don't know.

Congratulations. You're screwed.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

I'll just get them food. Everyone eats food.

So did you sign up?

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

Of course not. I intended to be part of the crowd that would point and laugh at the misfortunes of the people struggling.

As fate would have it, someone else had other plans.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

Oh, good.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

I happen to know that mine is a girl.

[voice]

[forged_anew]

Lucky you.

[voice]

[ischarming.livejournal.com]

Any idea as to who signed you up?

[voice]

[forged_anew]

Until a minute ago, I thought it was spontaneous. So no.